I'm coining another word: Fleshpionage. Defined as any covert sexual act. For example: "Josh and that band-camp girl from American Pie snuck into the alley for a little fleshpionage."

After reading a particularly troubling letter to the editor in the campus' English newspaper (The Fulcrum), I wrote back and saw my name in print.

Admittedly, nobody will be asking for my signature anytime soon, but I find the topic intriguing, and you might want to check it out and venture into the fray. I had to refer to my handy Bible while making my argument, and was once again struck by what an incredibly entertaining read it is. There's a lot of scary shit in there.