Apparently with all the weightlifting and poker games, firemen don't have time to produce or photocopy official forms.

I like that.

K, i am like 5'9" and weigh like 120 lbs, and she is like 5' 7" and weighs like 133 lbs or something, I don't know about u but I don't call that fat.

Prepare dinner
with as little meat
and as much wine
as possible.

I've a had some time to play with my new digital camera, and it has changed the way I think about photography. So much so that I thought I would take a moment to preach to those of you who are still among the great, unwashed, film-using masses.

On one hand, I think this is technology finally coming back to bite big records companies in their fat asses. After all, the technology that allowed them to create CDs for pennies and sell them at astronomical margins is the same technology that allows consumers to create copies of these same CDs.

Q.

Who are you?

A.

Josh Prowse. At last count, I am 1 of 4 in Canada (the eldest, I believe), but not the one who owes Telus money for unpaid phone bills. That's one of the other Josh Prowses.

If you want a nice comparison to Communism, take a good look at the line up the next time you're trying to get some service at your bank. Would you like a roll of toilet paper with that cancelled cheque request, Comrade?

Most of my lower leg was purple or green or black. It was swollen solid but had the squishy texture of play-doh. In retrospect, from the knee down, I was a ripe avocado.

Seeing my neighbours is a reminder of how little we know about the people who live so close. How little we care, maybe. Apartments are amazing experiments in social behaviour: cram dozens of random strangers together, and watch how hard they work to ignore each other.

That reminds me of where I am, and which god is number one here. This shouldn't be a matter of religion, it should be plain old common sense and respect. But I imagine that all big cities can turn the smallest people into parasites, unfeeling and desperate.