Apparently with all the weightlifting and poker games, firemen don't have time to produce or photocopy official forms.

I like that.

K, i am like 5'9" and weigh like 120 lbs, and she is like 5' 7" and weighs like 133 lbs or something, I don't know about u but I don't call that fat.

Seeing my neighbours is a reminder of how little we know about the people who live so close. How little we care, maybe. Apartments are amazing experiments in social behaviour: cram dozens of random strangers together, and watch how hard they work to ignore each other.

Philosophical insights and scientific paradigms seem to occur instantaneously, but they are actually the accumulated steam from a mind long heated by thousands of other ideas, all whispering, "warmer... warmer... warmer...."

Thank you for having dinners at the table instead of in front of the TV. Having the whole family together to talk after a day of work and school was a ritual I will always cherish. Remember the food fights?

Let's state the obvious: Jean Voskamp was the life of the party.

In my mind, it was a bit excessive, but fair enough, to pull me over, even to give me a ticket. But in all my life, I've never heard of a cop not taking a km or two off the radar reading. To then add insult to injury by not letting me know how fast to drive was downright unsportsmanlike.

Prepare dinner
with as little meat
and as much wine
as possible.

It seems silly to even have to make this argument. In any given week, you will stub your toe, or bonk your head, or do yourself some other, unproductive accidental harm that hurts much more than giving blood.

I think that walking is a darn efficient use of energy. Not only do we replenish our energy stores on a daily basis through eating, but if you believe the stats, most of North America is carrying a few thousand miles of hiking stored as fat.